Forcing myself to stay up another hour to get 5 stars on my photo shoot in the kim k game
shut the heak up kenzie
Who peed in your cheerios this is morning.
Just watched a woman finish her McFlurry as she walked into Chipotle. In other words: I just watched a woman dream and then I watched her dream bigger.
denimburqa said: hi <3
hey bae!! i miss you :(
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
Long ago, when the earth was big and new, people sailed the oceans in large ships. In those days, most sailors could not read.
They mounted elaborately carved, over-sized figures right on the front of the ship. Dragons, eagles, horses with bulging eyes, that kind of thing.
These creatures didn’t…