June 2010
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there's a police sergeant in san francisco named...
Why did no one tell me?!
That’s like that segment from MST3K, when they did “Space Mutiny” and were coming up for all the different names for that totally bulked out main character, like Stump Beefnaught, Rip Steakface, and Bolt Vanderhuge.
full name list here
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The forecast forever in SF
54 degrees and foggy. Highs in the high 50s, lows in the low 50s. Might get into the 60s if the weatherman is feeling kind of crazy. Might be 45 to 49 degrees for a bit around 11pm at night; who knows, we could all freeze. Always a chance of rain, but it’s probably just heavy fog.
Back to you, news crew!
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“Only bitches lie, BRO! ONLY. BITCHES. LIE.”
– Overheard at 14th and Church
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Don’t get too close You’ll detect the west coast air In my chest And the way I hold it in there
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howl
In my dreams you walk dripping from a sea- journey on the highway across America in tears to the door of my cottage in the Western night
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I was attacked today
I wasn’t downtown for more than a couple hours and was assaulted no less than six times by random members of the ACLU and Greenpeace. I couldn’t walk from Union Square to the Old Navy without being jumped. They lure you in with cute boys! They are always CUTE BOYS.
“Hey, what, you don’t have a minute for gay rights?” one guy called after me.
Listen, MAN, I have my...
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Oxymoron of the day
Our freezer froze over, so my dad is having to use a hairdryer to thaw it out.
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So far summer has consisted of...
-eating too much food -watching Weeds (never saw past the third season; probably for a good reason) -buying clothes with too many floral patterns (if this was a year ago, I would have gagged at a flowery skirt. What is wrong with me?) -reading depressing memoirs (like The Glass Castle, which is amazing, but thoroughly depressing) -trying to figure out how to use my 50 year old Leica camera...
Tell an innapropriate story, lose two followers,...
It was probably a couple of the three people who have their bio as “I love God!”
On that note, gone for a couple days! Just some time off to try and get better. Can’t shake this sick feeling!
Stay well, friends.
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I can't stop eating asparagus and Phish Food ice...
Obviously I am pregnant.
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Why am I here when you’re over there?
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Things that made me laugh today
-The word “buttresses” in an etching title (made me think of butt mattresses) -A baby mesmerized by a man with a top hat playing a harmonica on the 33 Stanyan -Me saying “Watch out, you’re impregnating thousands of teenage girls!” a little too loudly in a restaurant
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My little brother dedicated his perfomance in Bye...
I thought it was the sweetest thing ever. It said, “This is for my sister India, since she is away at college and could not be here tonight.”
Today I asked him what compelled him to choose me. He shrugged and said “I don’t know, cause I didn’t know anyone who was dead.”
“Charles,” I said. “You know you don’t have to dedicate the...
wow, you know you really like someone when you...
But no, this summer is space time.
But maybe this construction guy’s blow torch might…MAYBE…
Oh fuck I do really like him.
can't shower because there are scary construction...
3dprintmeafucktogive asked: HOW is 'frisco?
My brother totaled our Volvo wagon
Since my family is incapable of operating without at least three cars, my parents immediately went out and bought a new car. It is also a Volvo, however, it’s a bit of a different model. No one seems to mind or notice much, although my dad is getting a huge kick out of the fact that the previous owner was some surfer dude from the Sunset. He keeps cracking up about the “No...
Back in San Francisco
Already enjoying the fog, slow N Judahs, and crazy 22 Fillmore inhabitants. Oh I missed this place.
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i was woken up by this conversation between my...
Teddy: CHARLES! Try not to get hairs on the soap!
Charles: What's the big deal?! It's just hair!
Teddy: But it's not just hair. We're talking PUBES, Charles! PUBES.
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The movie on the plane was "Invictus"
But the screen in my row had some kind of color balance issue and gave everything a green tint, so I couldn’t concentrate on anything other than the fact that Morgan Freeman had blue hair, and thus, Nelson Mandela had blue hair.
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He fumbles at your spirit As players at the keys Before they drop full music on; He stuns you by degrees, Prepares your brittle substance For the ethereal blow, By fainter hammers, further heard, Then nearer, then so slow Your breath has time to straighten, Your brain to bubble cool,- Deals one imperial thunderbolt That scalps your naked soul.
Emily...
